The Yoda Slippers

These are the Yoda slippers that help their wearer wisely admonish those vying for the morning paper on chilly mornings: “when the length of the driveway you have walked, a first read of the sports section you may have.” Keeping toes as warm as wampa fur during a Hoth winter, the open-back scuffs wrap the foot in cozy, heat-trapping polyester plush while still being easy to slip on and off. Comfortable enough to wear all day around the house or swamp, they ensure that the warmth will be with you. Sizes S (Men’s 7-8; Women’s 8-10) or L (Men’s 11-12; Women’s 11-14). (1 lb.)